Introducing the new Information Security Place Orange Juice award
OK, where in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks have I been that I have never read the Layer8 blog? The latest post about annoying your pentester made me blow orange juice out my nose!
And since I have blown orange juice out my nose a few times in the last week (see here and here), I am officially creating the Information Security Place Orange Juice award. Whenever someone writes something that is so friggin’ funny that I blow orange juice out my nose, the award will be given. There’s no prize money, but the honor in receiving the award should be enough (especially since I am # 16 of the 59 Top Influencers in IT Security – I guess that humility didn’t last long).
And to add to the announcement, I am starting a contest! For you Photoshoppers and generally creative people out there that have some free time, I need some type of picture that will represent my new Information Security Place Orange Juice Award. I worked something up real quick below using Paint (I suck at that stuff), but please don’t let that crappy thing stifle your creativity. I need all submissions by mid-April. If you win, you will have my undying gratitude, a mention in my blog, and credit whenever I post the award. If no one submits anything (which is likely going to be the case), then you will be subjected to this crappy picture every time I give out the award! No one needs to see this thing more than once, so please submit something!
[Update] Guess you need somewhere to send it. Here’s one of my many email addresses (obfuscated of course) : m1a1vet-(@)-gmail.com
[Update2] You probably also need a better picture to work from. Click here for Ol’ bullet head.
Vet
